Sunday, May 28, 2006

Love Letterth

The Following is an E-mail to Stheven S. Guesth from The Sthuper Sthexy Rectheptionisth, Sthusthan Sthone:


Dearesth Stheven,

I am ever stho flattered that sthomone shuch asth yourthelf hath notithed me. Often timesth thisth offith isth stho bithy, no one payth much attensthion to the sthaff.

I've had a sthecret crush on you from the moment I firsth heard your beautiful voith. But I wath too shy to sthay anything to you in perthon.

Now that I know that you have sthome interesth in me I felt I should take the firsth sthep to break the ith.

Usthually, my slithe lisp isth sthomwhat of a turnoff for mosth men. But I think in thith casthe, it isth mosthly a bonusth. I can't tell you how much of a releif it isth to have stho much in common.

Pleath feel free to call me at my housth anytime.

Hugth and kistheth,

Sthusthie

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Inconvenient Truths...Of Working Out

  • Foretting your MP3 Player makes you painfully aware of your surroundings.
  • If you have a little blister on your foot when you get on the treadmill, you'll still have it when you get off the treadmill.
  • When there are 3 different shows on 3 different televisions, you can't help but try to watch all 3.
  • Big muscle dudes look strange in business suits.
  • Teen age girls are not really there to work out.
  • If your bra size is less than a B cup, you still need a bra.
  • Big hoop earrings and a face full of make up won't make you sweat less.
  • You can see 2 fast food restaurants through the window from the treadmill.
  • A small part of you always fantasizes about bringing your dog to walk on the treadmill next to you.
  • The air conditioning works great. I saw more nips than when I was a new born.
  • There really is such a thing as being too tanned.
  • I can't tell what that tattoo is. She must have gotten that before she chunked up.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

May 1st


May 1st


1:13 Lunch at Posado's w/hubby...........$34.00

2:33 Wal-Mart.................$55.16

3:08 QT.............................$3.95

6:10 Cato Fashions..........$77.89

6:40 Target.....................$26.56

7:06 Payless Shoes............$3.23

7:19 Family Dollar.............$7.58

9:22 Target......................$45.43


Spending $253.80 0n Day Without An (Illegal) Immigrant


Priceless!