Little Bit Country..............

Are you a little bit country or a little bit rock and roll?

You're a little bit country if you have ever seen a headless chicken run away.
You're a little bit rock and roll if the head was in your mouth.

You're a little bit country if you have ever eaten a porkrind with hair still attached.
You're a little bit rock and roll if you have ever........................with hair still attached.

You're a little bit country if your dog has given you fleas.
You're a little bit rock and roll if your boyfriend has given you "fleas."

You're a little bit country if you chew on grass.
You're a little bit rock and roll if you smoke the grass.

You're a little bit country if you have ever worn leather chaps.
You're a little bit rock and roll if you have worn nothing but the leather chaps.

You're a little bit country if you have ever chased a pig.
You're a little bit rock and roll if the pigs have ever chased you.


I know for sure there are some readers out there that can come up with better ones than these!