Inconvenient Truths...Of Working Out

• Foretting your MP3 Player makes you painfully aware of your surroundings.
• If you have a little blister on your foot when you get on the treadmill, you'll still have it when you get off the treadmill.
• When there are 3 different shows on 3 different televisions, you can't help but try to watch all 3.
• Big muscle dudes look strange in business suits.
• Teen age girls are not really there to work out.
• If your bra size is less than a B cup, you still need a bra.
• Big hoop earrings and a face full of make up won't make you sweat less.
• You can see 2 fast food restaurants through the window from the treadmill.
• A small part of you always fantasizes about bringing your dog to walk on the treadmill next to you.
• The air conditioning works great. I saw more nips than when I was a new born.
• There really is such a thing as being too tanned.
• I can't tell what that tattoo is. She must have gotten that before she chunked up.