Monday, August 28, 2006

Inconvenient Truths...of Being Married to BigWhiteHat


  • Hats and boots 24/7.
  • Getting knocked up every 2 years 'til I got fixed.
  • Some women just don't get that rubbing his smooth bald head is...NOT OK with me.
  • Nagging me to post something 24/7.
  • Boots just don't look good with shorts! Why can't he get that?
  • 8 Seconds. Great for a bull ride...bad for a back rub.
  • Finding myself reutered all over Jeff's Blog.
  • Knowing that the day WILL come when longhorns will be mounted to the grill of my truck.
  • It only took him ten years to train me to like Cigars, Rush, Monday Night Football and UFC.