Inconvenient Truths...of Being Married to BigWhiteHat

• Hats and boots 24/7.
• Getting knocked up every 2 years 'til I got fixed.
• Some women just don't get that rubbing his smooth bald head is...NOT OK with me.
• Nagging me to post something 24/7.
• Boots just don't look good with shorts! Why can't he get that?
• 8 Seconds. Great for a bull ride...bad for a back rub.
• Finding myself reutered all over Jeff's Blog.
• Knowing that the day WILL come when longhorns will be mounted to the grill of my truck.
• It only took him ten years to train me to like Cigars, Rush, Monday Night Football and UFC.