No penis envy here

Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik of Russia's National Medical Surgical Center performed a two-stage penile lengthening early this year on a 28-year-old virgin, adding 5 inches to what was an almost dysfunctionally small organ. Sokolshchik first removed the tip and stitched it onto the patient's forearm so that he could graft more tissue onto it (from elsewhere on the arm). After the tip lengthened, he reattached it to its proper place. According to an April dispatch from Moscow in London's Daily Telegraph, Sokolshchik is optimistic that all functions will be restored (though he said the man will probably be permanently semi-erect). [Daily Telegraph (London), 4-10-05]


There is a surgery for this?! Does it have to be "dysfunctionally" small? And is 6 inches dysfunctionally small? Who determines whether it is , or is not dysfunctionally small?

Also, how long did this skin graft take? And what did the 28 year old guy do in the meantime? Was if from his right arm or the left? Is this why Russian women want to come here so bad?

I missed my calling. I should have been a journalist. This would have been such a great interview! It would have been huge.