Friday, March 31, 2006

From Jim Kraus

INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

REINTARNATION: Coming back to life as a Hillbilly.

SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

HIPATITIS: Terminal Coolness.