Not Husband Quotes

10. I need to go buy some new underwear.
9. This TV is too big for the room.
8. Hot wings? I'm tired of hot wings!
7. Let's move the furniture around.
6. You drive.
5. Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to...
4. I don't want my boy playing football.
3. This steak is undercooked.
2. Let's get rid of my old t-shirts.
1. Just go to sleep already, I'm too tired...