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In a note to my beloved neighbors,


Your dogs kept me awake all night last night. If your dogs keep me up again tonight I will____________________________________________________________.


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I will write an angry letter?


In a related story,

2 men were shot today in Plano in a road rage related incident. They drove themselves to the hospital. The shooter was later arrested. He's probably getting a nap now. Maybe his neighbor's dogs kept him up all night. See, here in Texas we are very much allowed to have guns. Maybe thats how I should finish that sentence. (insert evil laugh here.)


Help me fill in the blank. I am open to any and all suggestions.